Craig Ferguson and his wife met Dick and Lynne Cheney last year. Lynne Cheney ran the National Endowment for the Arts from 1986 to 1993. I had no idea why then – I have no idea why now.
“On meeting the Cheneys, Ferguson recounts that his wife discussed art with Mrs. Cheney, who proudly described the Picasso sketches she owned. When Megan [Ferguson’s wife] asked Cheney where she hung the artwork, Cheney’s response stunned them:
“Oh we don’t,” replied Mrs. C. “They’re nudes, and we have grandchildren. We don’t want them to see them when they come over.”
“But they’re Picassos,” protested Megan.
“But they’re nudes,” smiled Mrs. Cheney dangerously.
I put a hand on Megan’s elbow. I didn’t want trouble. You don’t want to be on the Cheney shit list… Once they were gone, I told Megan that Dick Cheney had been ogling her breasts.”